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The Color of Sex

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

YELLOW: If you or your partner tend to flavor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But of course - not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

BLACK: A good many people will choose black as their favorite color, without really thinking about the question. Those people who really do have a black color preference are rare. It points to a liking for black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

BROWN: If you or your partner love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GREY: The color GREY a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything - including color - so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer GREY look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the GREY spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When GREY marries another GREY, the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

No Color Preference: Most people claim they haven't a favorite color & go on to claim it's Black, but that's very rare. Think about the question. Try this, think of room painted in only one color. Walls, ceiling, floor & furniture. If you had to stay in it for a few minutes, what color would you like it to be? Now go back to the colors.

How Tall Exhibit : For Petronas Science Center

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This is an interactive exhibit, located at the Skybridge Visitor Entrance, Petronas Twins Tower. It is connected to ULTRASONIC Depth Sensor which will measure a person's height.

During the screensaver mode, and if the sensor detects a person near the exhibit, the program will start.

The users height will then get measured by the sensor, and interaction begins...

Caligraphy Exhibit : An interactive Exhibit for National Science Center, 2003

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This was done at the early stage of FLASH 6, where we finally have the DRAWING API.
Installed in a TouchScreen Panel, to create an intereactive exhibit so that visitors of the National Sceince Center can create their caligraphy and print it on a Branded Paper as surveniour.

Motorcycle Game : Game for Petronas Sceince Center, 2004

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Controls
Start Button = "Enter / Return Key"
Accelerator = "Up Key"
Brake = "Down Key"
Left/Right = "Left/Right Key"


This project is done for Petronas Science Center, as an exhibit during their SurfSmart campaign.
This game is installed in an real size motorcycle exhibit, hence it allows players to play the game by riding on the motorcyle.

I ve done a component so that it reads the motorcyle's parts such as its accelerator, its brake, its steering and etc.

This projects using Macromedia Flash 6, to simulate a 3D perspective environment.
This game also can be played online.

Smash The Strawberry : Game Done for F&N Fun Flavours, 2003

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This game is one of the first few games i created with Flash 5.
This considered, the easiest of em all... but again, this is the FIRST GAME i did...

Orange Game : For F&N Fun Flavours, 2003

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Fruitade Game - Year 2003, For F&N Funflavours

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Moon Walking Bird

Collection of Bad picup Lines - Courtesy of Andre Shori

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  
  
• Do you have a boyfriend?
• [No] Want one?
• [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
  
  
• Do you want to see something swell?
  
• Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
  
• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
  
• Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
  
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  
• I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
  
• I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
  
• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
• I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
• My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• Pardon me, are you in heat?!
• Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
• So, you're a girl huh?
• Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
• Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
• You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
• >You make my software turn to hardware!
• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
• To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well:"Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
• Pardon me, have you seen my missing nobel prize around here anywhere?
• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
• Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
• Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
• There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsle hockey.
• Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
• They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
• Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
• Which one of the Spice girls are you?
  
  
• Male: Hey, I don't feel to good.
• Female: Why?
• Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach.
• Female: What?
• Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
  
  
• Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
• Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  
  
• Guy: I bet you're a C-cup.
• Girl: How'd you know that?
• Guy: My testicles are the same size.
  
  
• My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in
• Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
• I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
• Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
• I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
• Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."
• Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
• Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
• I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
• (Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
• Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
• Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
• Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
• I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
• I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• Just where do those legs of yours end?
• Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
• Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
• So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
• Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
• Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
• Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
• Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
• Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
• Wow! Are those real?
• Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
• You are the reason men fall in love.
• You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
• You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  
  
• You look like my third wife.
• She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
• Twice.
  
  
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• You should be someone's wife.
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
• Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
  
  
• If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?"
• [the answer] you: " well to me, i want to be your tear drop: i was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  
  
• Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
• Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
• I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
• I bet you could suck Lincolns head off a penny.
• Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.
• Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
• Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
• If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
  
  
• Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
• Girl: Why?
• Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.
  
  
• Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
• There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
• Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
• Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
  
  
• Guy: Hey, how did you do that?
• Girl: What?
• Guy: Look so good?
  
  
• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
• If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• I just wanted to show this rose how incredably beautiful you are!!
• I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
• If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
• You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. I hope that it would be seen as flattery.
• You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
• Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
• Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  
  
• Guy: Where's your paper bag?
• Girl: What?
• Guy: Your paper bag to put over your head.
• Girl: Excuse me?
• Guy: It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
  
  
• When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibily stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
• Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
• Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
• Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
• Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  
  
• Guy: I'm sorry, but, have we met before?
• Girl: No.
• Guy: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
  
  
• Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
• Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
• Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
• (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
• A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
• Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
• At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
• Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
• Can I flirt with you?
• Can I please be your slave tonight?
• Can I see your tan lines?
• Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
• Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
• Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
• Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
• Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
• Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
• Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coord inated.
• Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• Do you spit or swallow?
• Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
• Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
• Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
• Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  
  
• Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!"
• She says, "I'm not Laura!"
• And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
  
  
• Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
• God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
• Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
• Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
• Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
• Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
• Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
• Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
• Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
• Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
• Hi. Are you legal?
• Hi. You'll do.
• How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
• How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
• I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
• I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
• I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
• I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• I wonder what our children will look like.
• I would kill or die to make love with you.
• I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
• I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
• I'd look good on you.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• I'm an organ donor, need anything?
• I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
• I'm leaving this place..want to cum?
• I've got a condom with your name on it.
• I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
• If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
• If I was Elvis, would you screw me? (supposedly used by Elvis!)
• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
• Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
• Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
• Lie down. I think I love you.
• Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
• Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
• Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
• Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
• Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
• Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
• So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
• So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
• That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
• That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
• That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
• Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
• Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
• Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
• Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
• What do you like for breakfast?
• When she asks, for a match. "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
• Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
• Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
• Will you marry me for just one night?
• Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
• Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
• Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
• Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
• Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
• You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
• You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
• You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
• You smell wet. Let's Party.
• You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
• Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
• Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?
• I love you, you know.
• Hey kitten! How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
• If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
• Have you ever played spank the brunett.....wanta try?
• Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
• Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
• Girl, yo' so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you! -
• You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
• Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
• I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
• HEY BABY, AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO SIT.
• Hi. Can I domesticate you?
• Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
• Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
• If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
• Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
• Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
• "Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonite."
• I've been a bad boy/girl,so spank me!
• Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?
• I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
• Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
  
  
• Guy: "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?"
• Girl: "No".
• Guy: "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
  
  
• Excuse me, do you have any Benedryl? No why? Because everytime I look at you I have swelling "down there"
• Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? -
• Let's let only latex stand between our love.
• (Walk up to a girl and lick two fingers and place them near her crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . . ) I know you!
• So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?
• Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
• There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
  
  
• Guy: If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?
• Girl: yes.
• Guy: If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?
• Girl: yes
• Guy: If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?
• Girl: yes
• Guy: Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth.
  
  
• Do you like chips? Because if you are frito lay than I am a barrel of fun!
• I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
• Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
• Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.
  
  
• Guy: Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night?
• Girl: No.
• Guy:I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
  
  
• You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, storages? Well, I don't even own a car.
• Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
• How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
• Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
• Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
• Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
• Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
• Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhabitions and DO what we really came here to do.
• You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
• Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
  
  
• Guy: Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head.
• Girl: What's a "dick for"?
• Guy: I'll show you.
  
  
• Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
• Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
• What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
• Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
• Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
• Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
• What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
• I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
• If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
• Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
• Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
• Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!
• Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
• My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
• I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
• Do you have room in your life for another friend?
• Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
• Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
• If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
• Could you tell me where they keep the rutabegas? Oh, thanks. Oh, by the way, what is a rutabega?
• I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
• I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
• I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
• Hi. I'm horny. (apparently this works more often than not??)
  
  
• Guy: Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder!
• Girl: What's a Wild Blocost?
• Guy: How much do ya got?
  
  
• You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
• You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.
• (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
• So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

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I don't know who the author is, but i like it. Respect.