"Fuck" explained

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

• It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
• It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
• It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
• It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Bad Artist

“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.”

~ Pablo Pacasso

Art is

“Art is the elimination of the unnecessary”
~ Pablo Piccasso

Magician named Bill

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty
Cool...and Unbelievable. ... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer
why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER


MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??


MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At
Microsoft
the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
Then see the magic....... ......... ......... ......

Take away my heart

Hide all the bruises,
Hide all the tears,
Put on a smile,
Put on a show,

Take away my heart,
Then maybe,

My scars will heal,
My tears will dry,
I will not ever feel,
It's the last time I'll cry.

Maria - Blondie

She moves like she don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh it makes you wanna cry
She doesn't know your name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh it makes you wanna die

Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

I've seen this thing before
In my best friend and the boy next door
Fool for love and fool on fire

Won't come in from the rain
She's oceans running down the drain
Blue as ice and desire

Don't you wanna make her?
Ooh, don't you wanna take her home?

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

Ooh, don't you wanna break her?
Ooh, don't you wanna take her home?

She walks like she don't care
Walkin' on imported air
Ooh, it makes you wanna die

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore - JAMES MORRISON

I've been twisting and turning in a space that's too small
I've been drawing the line and watching it fall
You've been closing me in , closing the space in my heart
Watching us fading and watching us fall apart

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore

Oh, don't misunderstand how I feel
Coz I've tried, yes I've tried
Still I don't know why
No I don't know why

Why I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore
The pieces don't fit anymore

You pulled me under so I had to give in
Such a beautiful mess that's breaking my skin
Well I'll hide all the bruises; I'll hide all the damage that's done
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore
The pieces don't fit anymore

... and keep moving forward

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place.
It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life.
But it ain't about how hard you hit,
it is about how hard you can get hit
and keep moving forward,
how much can you take
and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done!

~Rocky Balboa

Asia Pasific Rotaract Regional Conference 2007

Dear Friends from the APRRC ( This email goes to the FEW individuals that matters )


What a great event APRRC was!

PS: To those who SHOULD receive this email, but did not, give me your email la!
PPS: If you know anyone who should receive but didnt, pls pls pls forward it to them, k?

Thank you for making my first APRRC experience enjoyable & remarkable!



Thanks to "The Workshop Escapees"
( You know who we are talking bout! )
Durian Cendol is "ichiban" right?
Frankly, it was great fun! Wont mind doing it again ;P
And thanks to the White Boy who had a big mouth, informing Vijay bout our plans! It makes it more challenging!
(Vijay and i are still friends ;) )


Thanks to "The Room of Friendship"
They have the House of Friendship at the club house,
we have The Room of Friendship back in Room 708, Tower 1! EVERYNIGHT!
This was the best part of APRRC!
Everynight, The Room of Friendship, is visited by at least 10-15 visitors from all over this small small world!



Remember :
Booze -
Well thanks to the free flowing booze courtesy of Neeraj, Navin, Raqib & Me, you guys are crazy drunkerds!!

Stand-up Comedian Neeraj -
Aww, you guys are so polite to laugh at Neeraj's jokes... so kind..

Cultural Songs -
Japanese, Tagalog, Bahasa Indonesia, Thai and etc songs!

"Truth or Dares" -
Haha, now i know how crazy you are! Navin, did you made out with her in the "Make out Room" ????

Ghost Stories -
Now everynight i am haunted by imagery of ghostly stuff from every culture!
"1,2,3,4,5,6,Shit! " - Thanks to the Phinoys for teaching us this game! Its full of "SHIT!" hahaha

"FUZZY DUCKing" -
Friends, remember, its "Ducky Fuzz" NOT "Does he F*** "

Hot Phone -
Thanks to the hotel phone that rang every 5 minutes

Party Crashers -
"I am looking for XXXXXXX, he says he will be here..." -- Yeah right! No need reasons, We KNOW you wanted to party, just COME IN!

And so many more fun that i cannot mention due to censorship.

Thanks to "Beach Party"
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You girls are HOTTTTTT!
I admit that the beach water are filled with my saliva ( I drooled alot! )



Thanks to Tampin
We had good food there right? And we had some good supper too!
Sorry for Goldelyn, cauz she cant sleep after a cup of Teh Tarik!!!

Thanks to "White Boy Song"
Me, Navin, Raqib & Neeraj made a song using the tunes of the YMCA Song.
Download here : http://www.yanzer.com/stuffs/white%20boy.mp3
It goes like this:

White Boy,
What are you doing here,
I say, White Boy, you have no business here,
I say, White Boy, why don't you disappear,
And..go..back..to.. your country..

Chorus:


I say, (YMCA dance here)
Are you Hungry?
Are you Hungry? <>
You have no business here,
Now why dont you dissappear,
And go back to you own countryyyyy!!


hahahahah haaahaha, we love you Hungry White Boy!

PHOTOS
Get your photos here: http://picasaweb.google.com/yanzerlee/APRRC07


Anyways, time to go back to WORK! ( I am not only an alcoholic, I'm a workaholic too! )
So keep in touch, add me to your friendster, messengers, etc! Add a touch of Yanzerism in your live!
Remember to visit my place in Ken Damansara, PJ, KL - my private House of Friendship, we hang out almost every week!

Stay fun, stay sober, STAY THE WAY YOU ARE!


I didn't made many acquaintances, I made a few good friends!

Yanzer Lee, Rotary Club of Bukit Bintang

White Boy - Lyrics By Yanzer, Navin, Raqib & Neeraj - Original Tune from "YMCA", The Village People

White Boy,
What are you doing here,
I say, White Boy, you have no business here,
I say, White Boy, why don't you disappear,
And..go..back..to.. your country..

Chorus:


I say, (YMCA dance here)
Are you Hungry?
Are you Hungry? <>
You have no business here,
Now why dont you dissappear,
And go back to you own countryyyyy!!


Listen to White Boy.mp3

~Deditated to the Hungry White Boy of APRRC

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

True Pain - By Yanzer Lee

Download True Pain - Yanzer Lee.mp3

It has been forever,

This beautiful torn in the heart,
This emptiness, this invisible scar,

For the longest time,
It became numb, frozen,
You can try not to remember,
Yet it will never be forgotten.

It’s consuming you,,
But you would not mind,
It’s taking over you,
And that’s just fine.

It became a part of you,
It’s like family,
The only thing you truly own,
The only thing that's real,

The only reason to stay alive,
The only lesson you will ever learn,
It’s the last feeling you shall ever feel.
The only friend that shall stay… till the end,

Only at the end,
You are allowed to know what it really meant.

~ Yanzer Lee