Yanzerism: Ritual to reach a Higher Counciousness

This is one of the many rituals scripted in the Bible of Yanzerism, to reach Higher Conciousness. This ritual is proven effective and fast, attaining similar results of practising 30 years of meditation.

1. Cult Gathering :
Choose a comfortable venue, with at least 3 devotees, ready spiritually.

2. Prepare the Offerings:
Preferably Vodka or Malibu - Whiskey will do too. Beer has slower result.

3. The Ritual:
Begin The "Fuzzy Duck" Chant. Initiate The "Thumb Master" Rules. Drink the sacred spirit accordingly through out the ritual.

4. Confession:
Drink the Holy Water of Truth. Then select one of the methods:
The "Truth or Dare" Confession or The "I never" Confession.

5. Reaching Higher Conciousness:
After the confession ritual, you should already reach the higher conciousness. Signs of reaching it is when you feel euphoric and begin to unleash your true self. You will think creatively and clearly without the restrain of norm bounded by the repressed society.

May your thirst for life be answered.
Yanzerism : Religion for The Thirst For Life